Ashley: Once upon a time, there was a god.
Hannah: The god was crazy.
He was going to make something.
It was a sheep.
He also made oranges because he was hungry.
But the sheep ate the oranges.
The god was mad and yelled at the sheep.
And the god killed the sheep.
He drank the sheep’s blood.
And he ate the sheep’s body.
Suddenly he became bigger.
Then the god killed himself.
He killed himself because the sheep’s body was made of cheese, and the god hated cheese. He didn’t know the sheep was made of cheese.
But he rose from his graveyard and started to kill people.
The world was full of people’s blood, and it tasted like grape juice.
And the bodies tasted like cheese.
He took the bodies to space, and drank the blood.
And he was dead because he hated grape juice.
3 comments:
your students are amazing.
Odd. I posted on both of these, but it didn't go through.
In any case, references to zombie Jesus are excellent!
Haha, I don't think they were intending to make any reference to Jesus.
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